Ah, the joys of on-line dating...

In an attempt to force myself to move on, I posted my profile at an on-line dating site. I'm distracting myself by winking and e-mailing with random fellows, not necessarily looking for dates or romance, but just having fun flirting. I received an e-mail this morning from a potential match. It reads:

are you a thong or brief kinda gal at 5'10"?
well groomed? shaved/waxed?
good kisser?

Well, with a catch like that beating on my inbox, who needs a budding relationship that was built on mutual attraction, endless sexual chemistry, common interests and life goals, a fun mental spark, good communication, patience, respect, caring, etc. etc.?