Words of Wisdom

When you've been unexpectedly dumped, right at the moment where you felt that your relationship really could become something special, by a man you were falling in love with who you thought was falling in love with you, by a man who couldn't keep his hands off of you, who went out of his way to do special things for you, who you never fought or bickered with, who balanced you out, who you always had fun with, who you were developing what seemed like a foundation based on mutual respect, caring, and trust...

...do not, under any circumstances watch The Notebook.